Thursday, July 3, 2008

Suicide Painless, Prison Painful

Sam Israel, you are no Ken Lay.

Israel faked his suicide last month on the day he was supposed to report to prison for fraud. He left his car on a bridge over the Hudson River. The words "suicide is painless" were scrawled on the hood.

Hilarious. The guy likes M.A.S.H. Nothing wrong with that. He also bilked investors out of $450 million, so maybe suicide is painless, but doing business with Sam Israel, that is painful indeed.

This one's for you Sam: